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Heartthrob ba ako? If yes, huwag kang magreply. If no, itext mo sa akin ang tagalog ng toothpaste, cake, roller coaster at ng remote control.

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Saan ka na? Magreply ka naman. Andito kami, naghihintay sa iyo sa may GMA Studio. May taping tayo ngayon sa commercial ng Safeguard. Bilisan mo, ikaw ang germs! ha ha ha!

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Paano kung masaya ka na sa kasalukuyan, tapos, isang araw, binalikan ka ng nakaraan. Alin ang iiwan mo? Yung ngayon na unggoy ka na? O yung una na mukhang dinosaur ka pa? He he!

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Mrs. 1: O mare, bakit ka umiiyak?

Mrs. 2: Nag-away kami ni pare, gusto nya, sex kami, style aso, tumanggi ako!

Mrs. 1: Masarap naman yun!

Mrs. 2: Masarap nga, kaso, gusto nya, sa kalsada! Ngek!

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Help! Nasa presinto ako. Nahuli kasi ako while I was working kanina. The charge was possession of cute face. I had no choice but plead guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!

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toby - April 26, 2008 at 8:13 AM

Ano nga bang tagalog ng tootpaste

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