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Reporter:
Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo?

Police: DNA na...

Reporter: Sir, ano po yung DNA?

Police:
Di Namin Alam.

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Man 1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya.

Man 2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical.

Man 1:
Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng kasalanan ko!

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Pare 1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?

Pare 2:
Hindi eh! Ano ba pare?

Pare 1:
Lowbat pare! Lowbat!

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Mrs:
Bakit ngayon ka lang?

Mr: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang. He he! Hik...

Mrs: Lasing ka no?

Mr: Ako, lashing? Hindi! Hik...

Mrs:
Anong hindi? La ka namang trabaho, pano ka nagka-officemates?

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Host: Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko sa inyo?

Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?

Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?

Tanda: 98 y/o na po ako.

Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O, sige po... manawagan na kayo.

Tanda:
Itay, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo!

 
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