This was posted on so many pinoy humor sites already and I really don't know where it originates. Nabasa ko siya sa isang libro kaya I will give the credit to the author of the book. I replaced some of the nonsense words here with my own.
backlog - bacon saka itlog
beehive - magpakatino ka
cd-rom - tingnan mo ang kuwarto
city - bago mag-otso
cattle - doon nakatila ang hali at leyna
debug - ang ipis
deduct - ang pato
defeat - ang paa
defense - ang bakod
deflate - ang plato
defrag - ang palaka
delusion - eh di maluwag
deposit - ang gripo
depress - ang pari
detail - and buntot
detest - ang eksamin
devalue - susunod sa letrang "V"
devastation - dun sasakay ng bus
devote - ang boto
dilemma - dilim ah!
effort - dun naglaland ang efflane.
forums - apat na kuwarto
July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
statue - ikaw ba yan
protestant - tindahan ng prutas
predicate - pakawalan ang pusa
profit - patunayan mo
asset - ari
ice buko - is my hair ok?
punctuation - pambayad sa school
contemplate - not enough pinggan
conclusion - kung sarado yun
opinion - bukas yun!
Source: Tumawa Ka, Gwyngill, ISBN: 971-610-062-0
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