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These are my collection of SMS jokes sent by my friends. I will not mention their name, they know who they are. Thanks guys, keep it comin'.

Doc told fat guy: Mula ngayun ang pwede mo lang makain ay yung mga lumalangoy.

One week later hinanap ni Doc si fat guy.

Maid: Andun sa pool tinuturuang lumangoy ang baboy.


The truth behind the song Eternal Flame and who really sang it. The complete version.

Bulag: Close your eyes,
Pilay: give me your hand darling,
Bingi: do you hear my heart beating?
Bobo: Do you understand?
Manhid: Do you feel the same?
Dukha: Am I only dreaming?
Bumbero: Is this burning? an eternal flame!
Pipi: Say my name,
Baliw: Sunshine through the rain,
Kawawa: my whole life, so lonely..
Doktor: They'll come and ease the pain.
Madamot: I don't wanna lose this feeling..
Wolf: woooooooooooooohhhhh...


Dalawang abnoy naguusap...

Abnoy1: Sige nga kung talagang magaling ka, tumulay ka dito sa liwanag ng flash light ko.

Abnoy2: Gago ka ba? Ano akala mo sa akin, tanga? Eh kung patayin mo, di nahulog ako.