Eversince Erap entered politics there are lots of jokes invented, here are only a few of Erap jokes. Let's get it on!
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Erap: Lintek na ibon iniputan ako!
Bodyguard: Sir, kukuha ako ng toilet paper.
Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan ang puwet noon, nakalipad na! Tanga!
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Erap in 3rd grade came home shouting...
Erap: Tay nanalo ako ng pahabaan ng ari.
Ama: Gago! Paanong hindi ka mananalo eh bente anyos ka na!
Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants (pulutan)....we have sisig, kilawin,
chicharon, mani.
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).
Erap: Sumuko na kayo!
MILF: Hindi kami susuko kapag hindi mo na-spell ang ceasefire!
Erap: Sige, T***ngna nyo! Tuloy ang gyera!
Erap in 3rd grade came home shouting...
Erap: Tay nanalo ako ng pahabaan ng ari.
Ama: Gago! Paanong hindi ka mananalo eh bente anyos ka na!
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Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants (pulutan)....we have sisig, kilawin,
chicharon, mani.
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).
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Erap: Sumuko na kayo!
MILF: Hindi kami susuko kapag hindi mo na-spell ang ceasefire!
Erap: Sige, T***ngna nyo! Tuloy ang gyera!
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